The Colony of Greater Britannica is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 707 million Great Britannicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phamouth. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Greater Britannican economy, worth 68.4 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,697 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Britannica's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Britannica is ranked 37,953^rd in the world and 85^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 778.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.